As I’m sure everybody is aware, the film adaptation of the erotic romance novel 50 Shades of Grey is released worldwide on Valentines Day – next Saturday. However, due to concerns that lead actor Jamie Dornan is setting an unfair and unrealistic precedent for Irish men to follow, the film producers have decided to dub his lines in the version that will be released in Ireland, with more realistic (but still highly erotic) dialogue.
And who better to get to dub the lines than the one and only Pierce Brosnan? Well unfortunatey he wanted nothing to do with it. As an alternative, would you believe it, they decided to hire the services of one of the contributors of Ireland’s most libelous blog! So without further ado, here is the trailer for the Irish version of 50 Shades of Grey: